Zezima jokes:

When Zezima's grandmother died he said: "What did she drop?".

Zezima killed his mom and said "wtf no cowhide"?

Zezimas mom said "Go to eat" Zezima taked a fridge and said "ice barrage"!

Why zezima owns everyone? Cuz Jagex said so.

Zezima was in church and the priest said that god made the world.
Zezima got up and said "Noob! Guthix made the world!"

Zezima ordered a pizza and said "How much HP does it heal?"

Some people broke into zezima's house and stated stealing stuff. Zezima woke up and asked them: "Thieving lvl?" 

Zezima went to a restaurant and asked the cook: "Cooking lvl?"

Zezima saw a kid reading a book and asked him: "Why you don't teleport?"

When Zezima ran out of energy when running, he wore a ring and pressed it, thinking he operated it. He was still tired. "WTF?" Zezima said. He looked at the person adjacent to him, and yelled "Reported for bug!"